Planning your wedding? Searching for the perfect wedding photographer in Hungary? Well, let me save you some time—don’t hire me. Seriously. Here’s why:
1. I’m Just TOO Friendly
You know those photographers who quietly fade into the background? Yeah, that’s not me. I’ll be the one hyping you up during your portraits, laughing along with your bridal party, and making even your grumpy uncle crack a smile. If you’re looking for someone who blends in like wallpaper, I’m afraid I’m way too enthusiastic for that.
2. I Speak Three Languages—But That’s Just Confusing
English, Hungarian, Russian—pick a language, am I right? Instead of sticking to just one, I’ll seamlessly switch between them to make sure all your guests feel included. But hey, who needs a photographer who can chat with your Hungarian relatives and your Russian in-laws? Too much effort, honestly.
3. I Know Hungary Like the Back of My Hand
Want breathtaking photos at Fisherman’s Bastion, the Danube riverside, or a secret vineyard tucked away in the Hungarian countryside? I mean, I could take you there… but wouldn’t it be more fun to hire someone who spends 30 minutes Googling “best Budapest wedding photo spots” instead?
4. I Take the #1 Spot on MyWed Too Seriously
Apparently, being the top-rated wedding photographer in Hungary on MyWed is a big deal. Who knew? It’s not like I pour my heart and soul into every shoot or anything. But if you’re not into working with someone who actually cares about their craft, I totally get it.
5. My Photos Are TOO Emotional
You want stiff, posed shots with forced smiles? Sorry, I’m not your gal. My couples tend to end up with photos that capture real emotions: happy tears, belly laughs, and those quiet, magical moments you didn’t even realize were happening. But who wants to cry happy tears looking at their wedding album, anyway?
6. I’m Obsessed with Details
From the lace on your dress to the sparkle in your partner’s eyes during your first dance, I might notice too much. My camera lens has a habit of capturing every tiny, beautiful detail. But hey, if you’re into blurry, rushed photos, you might want to look elsewhere.
7. I’ll Make You Feel TOO Comfortable
I have this annoying habit of making people feel totally at ease in front of the camera. Even if you hate having your photo taken, I’ll somehow manage to make you laugh and feel like a superstar. Ugh, so inconvenient, right?
8. Your Wedding Day Might Actually Be Fun
Here’s the thing: I bring good vibes. I’ll keep you calm during the chaos, remind you to eat a canapé or two, and make sure your day is as enjoyable as possible. But if you’re into stressful wedding days, you should probably steer clear.
9. You Might End Up With Photos You’ll Treasure Forever
This one’s the real kicker. Couples tell me their photos aren’t just pictures—they’re priceless memories. And who needs those? Surely someone will take some blurry iPhone pics, right?
In Conclusion: I’m Just Too Much
Too friendly. Too passionate. Too good at capturing the moments that matter. If that’s not what you’re looking for, then by all means—don’t hire me.
